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Cheeky, irreverent, unapologetic shirts for people who refuse to behave. From the makers of Heathen Speak — the word game your grandma should not download.

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— Sneak peek —

A taste of the lineup

Hover to pause · 15 designs in the first drop

Made for the unholy.

No bland slogans. No corporate sanitizing. No "Live Laugh Love." Just shirts that say what you'd say if HR weren't around.

Cotton softer than Sunday school regret. Printed in the USA. Sized for actual humans (XS – 3XL).

Designs locked

First drop ranges from mildly mischievous to "do not wear to your in-laws'."

2026

Launch window

Late spring. List members get first crack and an early-bird discount.

Sister project

Heathen Speak — the word game with three tiers: mild, spicy, unhinged.